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A Take on Remote Work, Dr. Seuss Style

Kirk I am. I am Kirk.
Do you like Remote Work?

I do not like it, Mr. Kirk,
I do not like Remote Work.

Here or There

Would you like it
Here or there?

I would not like it here or there.
I would not like it Anywhere.
I do not like Remote Work.
I do not like it, Mr. Kirk.

Would you like it in a home?
Would you like it, could you roam?

I do not like it in a home.
I do not like to roam.
I do not like it here or there.
I do not like it anywhere.
I do not like Remote Work,
I do not like it, Mr. Kirk.

Would you, could you in a car?
Would you work wherever you are?

I would not, could not, in a car.

You may like it.
You will see.
You may like it.
Wherever you may be!

A train! A train!
Could you, would you, in a train?

Not in a train! Not in a car!
Mr. Kirk, you’ve gone too far!
I could not, would not in a home.
I would not, could not like to roam.
I do not like Remote Work, you see.
I do not like it, let me be!

You do not like it, So you say.
You would rather sit and stay,
In your cubicle, in your box.
Even wearing your nice socks.

Try it! Try it!
And you can work far.
You can work wherever you are!

Mr. Kirk!
If you will let me be,
I will try it,
You will see.

Say!
I do like Remote Work!
I do! I like it Mr. Kirk!
And I would work in a train,
And I would work in a plane.
I would work in my car.
I can work, no matter how far.
I would work in my home,
I can work wherever I roam!

So I will work, in the office,
When I need to see the bosses.
And I will work here and there.
Say! I can work ANYWHERE!

I do so like Remote Work.
Thank you, thank you, Mr. Kirk!

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